With the recent release of the new 3G IPhone and its new software that allows third party applications to be downloaded from iTunes and installed onto the phone, can this new technology summarize the ideals of the American nation?

At last count I found 15+ ‘Tip calculators’ (because moving the decimal place is too much like mathematics), 5 ‘Magic 8-balls’ and unsurprisingly only 2 currency converters. Further cementing the fact that Americans are willing to tell the rest of the world what to do even though they have never left their own shores, instead most are very happy to sit in restaurants getting obese whilst their Magic 8-ball cuts out the need to even exercise that flabby muscle known as the brain “Should I have fries instead of salad? – You may rely on it”, maybe they should try traveling around the world…. but the Magic 8-ball says NO!